Where's the Beef?

Between Wendy's buns.
Yes, the ultimate answer to the ultimate question. Is it all so simple? Sweet old lady (Clara Peller), it's there, you just don't see it. I can see it from at least 4 feet from the TV, why is it she doesn't know its there. She seems to be standing right over it. Ok maybe she is suffering from cataracts or some other visual disability (not cool), in which case her other senses gain power to equal out her yin to yang ratio.

Her nose is even closer to the so called beef. But yet she asks where it is. Hmm, ok it's a little small but it is there. Right in the middle. It's the only thing there. Look at the bun!!! I yell it every time I watch the commercial

So I will get over the fact that she doesn't seem to know where the beef is, even though I do and most people I watch the 'commercial' with see it. How is it in this "civilized" society we promote sub-par vision. I 'blame' Dave Thomas 'and' his greed.

Sheesh, what ever religion you may be, greed is a never written about in a positive light.

I am fully aware of the fact that this question is a well know question. Walter Mondale imitated Mrs. Peller before the NY and PA primary to mock his opponent. So for those who were un aware of the question by 1984 where proposed this question by a 'high up' in the US government.

This question gave Mondale the ability to transcend government and has since reached enlightenment. You figure that this fact alone would grab global attention but in this year of the sea-monkey we are plagued everyday by this question. At least I am.